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The Top 10 Obscure Library Rules
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10. No Shoes, No Shirt, No Books!
9. One millionth visitor receives lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.
8. $3.00 cover charge, 2 drink minimum.
7. Use a Canadian coin in the copy machine, get a bonus copy!
6. 1st Tuesday of each month - "Find the Hidden $100 Bill Day!"
5. Sink a book in the return bin from 50 ft., win a thousand bucks.
4. Must submit to drug test for presence of library paste.
3. Overdue book fees: 15 cents per day or 3 lashes with a bullwhip-- your choice!
2. If you find a dead guy, your coffee's free!!!
1. Photocopying of body parts is strictly prohibited unless accompanied by a spotter.
